Good Books, Travel List - And ITS HOT!
OK, I'm in  Pasadena...its like 95 degrees (thats somewhere in the 30s or something for you  metric people) and I'm toasting!  Fortunately I have been hopping from coffee  shop to coffee shop getting hopped up on ice coffee ALL DAY.  My folks just left  for Japan so I'm housesitting and watching over their anti-social cat for the  next couple of weeks before I head to the great midwest and peru.    Time flies  whilst you're having fun, hey?  Only two agenda items right  now:
 Great  Books
 1) Karen Armstrong,  "The Great Transformation".  This book ROCKED.  Its a history of religion and  philosophy across four cultures (Greece, Israel, India, China) over the same  time period, from like 2000BC to 100 AD I think.  Its really amazing and  informative.  HIGHLY recommended!
 2) Piers Anthony  "The Incarnations of Immortality".  OK, I'm a dork and these are books that I  read back in High School, but I picked some of them up again and they are really  clever!  I like them much more than the standard sci-fi/fantasy stuff because  there are elements of humor in these. 
 Book  Thoughts
 Has anyone read  these books or has any thoughts on them?
 I.  Claudius
 A Random Walk Down  Wallstreet
 Stocks in the Long  Run
 Any other  book recommendations?
                               
        
    
  OK, so now that I'm  in a writing mood and my plane is finally descending, I'm thinking of which  places were my favorites and why.So anyway, here is  my roundup of "Top 3" for each city, and I'm not going to say FOOD as a category  because that would get way way carried away.  So here are some  thoughts:
 Best  Airport:
 Hong  Kong
 Singapore
 Madrid
 Worst  Airport:
 Selcuk (Izmir) -  Whats up with the bus that takes us to the terminal 30 feet  away?
 Bodrum  - Two  terminals?  Whats up with that?
 Prague - Ever hear  of a line?
 Easiest  Transport to/from Airport:
 Hong  Kong
 London
 Beijing (because the  cab is only US$8.50)
 Hottest  Women:
 Madrid
 Rome
 Prague
 Worst  Women:
 Selcuk - Women?  We  like to hide them or make them work in the field while we sit around drinking  tea and playing dominos
 Shanxi Province -  Women?  What are those?  We just have coal...sigh...
 Ice Cream /  Gelato:
 Buenos Aires - Dulce  de leche anything...mmmm
 Rome - Moorish  rice...who knew?
 Prague - Tiramisu  with chunks of cake inside...mmmm
 Best  Knockoff Designer Crap:
 Beijing (cheap and  convincing!)
 Rome (convincing,  but not so cheap)
 Bali (cheap but you  have to deal with the aggressive hawkers)
 Worst  Smelling:
 Shanxi Province -  Smells my burning!  Now my throat and eyes hurt!
 Hong Kong - A nice  combination of broth, seawater and trash
 Penang - Its ok to  love durian...just don't loooove durian....
 Worst Local  Liquor:
 Bai Jiu (China) -  Tastes like burning!
 Plum Brandy (Prague)  - I'm sure after only a few months I might get used to  it....
 Unicum (Budapest) -  Zwack is wack!
 Hottest  Accent:
 Italy - Oh!  Mi  scusi!
 Argentina - Es muy  lindo!
 Spain - Como se dice  "HOT"?
 Heinous  Accent:
 Singapore -  Apparently they have it in both chinese AND english la!
 New Zealand - Sounds  a lot like "bahhhh bahhh bahhh", or perhaps I was talking to a sheep?  EIther  way I couldn't understand a damn word they was sayin!
 Beijing - WANR, liao  tiANR, fu wu yuANR (anr pronounced "arrrhhh" like a pirate.  I love it, but it  takes some getting used to!)
 Best  Complimentary Breakfast
 Beijing - Can't beat  warm milk and fried stuff!
 Turkey - Yogurt,  cucumber, tomato, fresh bread, nutella, EVERY DAY BABY
 Bali - Pan fried egg  noodles or fried rice along with freshly squeezed pappaya juice? I'LL TAKE  IT!
 Lamest  Tourist Attraction
 Buda Castle  Labyrinth - Terrible use of an awesome venue to showcase RETARDED art.   Pretentious much?
 Kai Feng "Historical  City" - Like a cross between Midieval Times and Disneyland, with puppets,  acrobats, and LOTS of souvenir stands
 Ephesus - What a  piece of crap.  JUST KIDDING!  Ephesus was AWESOME!   AWWWWWSOME!
 Places to Go  when you only have a few days
 Dubrovnik - Perfect  for a week or a weekend getaway
 Penang - Go for the  food, stay for the KING COBRAS
 Prague - Yes its  beautiful, but how many breathtaking rivers, castles, monestaries, and shops can  you look at?
 Places to go  for a month and still feel like you haven't seen even a small fraction of  everything
 China
 Argentina
 Australia
 Turkey

