Monday, October 24, 2005

Ingrown Fingernail

Don’t read this if you are easily grossed out.

Actual email to my former coworkers back in NYC:

So I got up this morning and my finger was throbbing in pain!  I looked at it and it was all swollen and literally GREEN.  I have had ingrown toenails before so I recognized it as an ingrown fingernail and was like "hmm, I haven't had an ingrown fingernail before).  Yes Quyen, it is because I bite my nails!  I need to quit.  D'Amico, if you quit smoking I'll quit nail biting!  We can be a support group!

Anywho, so I called the doctor in a panic to figure out what to do.  I'm talking GREEN FINGERTIP!  EWWW.  Right where the nail connects to the skin...and all puffed out!  So I made an appointment for 2:30.  Then I was like "What should I do?"  So I have been used to ingrown toenails and the trick is always to stuff cotton under the nail to force it up and away from the inflamed skin.  So I did that, and it hurt like sh*t! Then I must have put too much pressure, because the inflamed area burst open!  Then I realized WHY my fingertip was all green!  It was filled with GREEN PUSS, which all came pouring out!  SO NASTY!!!

So anyway, after I drained it, soaked it in salt water and put cotton under the nail it all seems fine now.  Go figure!  I mean it's a little sore, but I canceled the doctors appointment.

YAY!  Happy ending!

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